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I remember shelling out an additional $30 a month for my first apartment because it would be on the second floor with a balcony. I envisioned sitting out there, looking down on the puny mortals beneath my feet, and throwing the occasional balcony bash. Turns out, that balcony was sloped and rusting and terrifying to […]
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